Hobbies: Photography, walking, sleeping, taking walks, sniffing new smells, going on walks, answering my mail.

Abilities: The usual dog tricks (sit, shake hands, speak, stand up). I can bark out answers to math questions (addition, subtraction, multiplication, division, square, square root, e-to-the-natural-log, and more. Best to keep the answer a positive integer less than twelve). Avid photographer. Excellent skills in composition and exposure (for a dog). Some difficulty loading film. Awesome bladder control. Excellent driver.

Most Frequent Thought: "What's that? Can I eat it?"

Favorite Saying: "Once I piss on it it's mine."

On Religion: "In Doggy Heaven, everything's carpeted and every dog has a homepage."

Dirty Secret: "If you're cute enough, anything in the world can be yours."

Advice to Other Yorkie Boys: "Never, ever, let them put a bow in your hair."

Records Held: Yorkie World Record for throwing a grape six feet.

Dislikes: Closed doors and kids, though I'm getting better (terrorized and dropped by little girl at a young age).

Vocabulary: Sit, shake, speak, stay, come here, go, walk, outside, boat, no, good boy, go pee, go get it, where's, Eric, Barb, Stephanie...

Computers: "HTML isn't so hard. Hitting just one key with your paw -- now that's tough."

Greatest Joy: "There is no greater joy in life than to get someone to give-in just because you give them your best sad look."

Future Goal: "I want to learn how to play 'Louie, Louie' on the Piano."

Favorite Treats: Koi fish food and Charlee Bear treats. Yum!